“Wait,”
Mary was already there and as soon as the Server turned his back to set the tea tray down, she added a little more water to the cushion of Lady Phillips' chair. Then she quickly smoothed the lace tablecloth, moved the center candelabra back an inch, rushed to stand beside her sister at the door and hid the small water pitcher behind her back. When the door opened, the sounds of laughter filled the room, the scant candlelight cast a variety of elongated shadows on the walls and the Server went to hold the chair for Lady Phillips.
As usual, the men remained standing until the Lady was seated, and that's when it happened - Lady Phillips' weight forced a loud, delicious squishing sound out of the cushion and her Ladyship was mortified.